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A young man called Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the
course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome
Peter's flat mate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship
between the two, and this only made her more curious. Over the course
of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder
if there was more between Peter and his flat mate than met the eye.
Reading his mums thoughts, Peter Volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flat mates".

About a week later, Simon came to Peter saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you
don't suppose she Took it do you?" "Well I doubt it, but i will email
her just to be sure" said Peter. So he sat down and wrote:

DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM
M Y HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT
THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR
DINNER.

LOVE PETER


Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother which read:

DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT
SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT
IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN
BY NOW.

LOVE MUM




Lesson of the day, NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER (SHE ALWAYS, ALWAYS FINDS OUT)

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sumum kann að þykja þetta litla fréttir, en ég veit að aðrir eru búnir að bíða spenntir eftir afspurnum af þessari nýju flík sem ég er í núna.
þannig er mál með vexti að í Danmörku fjárfesti ég í nýjum nærbuxum. og ekki bara einum, ég gerði þau góðu kaup í H&M að kaupa 3 saman í pakka (hvítar, bleikar, appelsínugular). fyrsta notkun var með afspyrnum góð, sérstaklega í ljósi þess að vikuna á undan hafði ég gengið í handþvegnum nærbuxum, sem er alls ekki jafn huggulegt og maður myndi ætla. þó svo að mjög góð kona hafi lánað mér sérstaklega til þess gert handþvottakrem.
svo beið ég spennt eftir að fyrsti þvottur var á enda.
og viti menn, þær eru eins og nýjar og röknuðu hvorki upp né minnkuðu, urðu skringilega á litinn eða afmyndaðar að einhverju leyti.
þannig að nú hef ég heitið sjálfri mér því að í næstu ferð minni í H&M skipti ég nærbuxnalagernum mínum COMPLETE út fyrir þessar gæða brækur.
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