I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
August Strindberg (1849 - 1912), A Madman's Diary, 1895

gallar tótunnar
það kann að hljóma ankannarlega í eyrum fólks og ég er viss um að einhversstaðar þarna úti mótmæla margir hástöfum (Caps Lock), en það verður bara að segjast að ég, miss Löve af tótutröð, er ekki fullkomin. það hrjáði suma stundum hvað ég get verið Ófeimin og aðra hvað ég er stundum orðhvöss. það sem mér sjálfri finnst þó eiginlega allra verst (svona fyrir utan að vera löt, ljót og leiðinleg), er hvað ég sýni öðru fólki litla virðingu. eða ölluheldur... sýni "SUMU" öðru fólki litila viðringu. (á mannamáli þá hef ég aldrei getað sleikt rassgöt). oftast fatta ég það nú samt ekki fyrr en eftir að ég er búin að móðga einhvern allsvakalega og búin að bola sjálfri mér útúr alla merkilegustu og mest áhrifamestu klíkunum vegna þess að ég gleymdi að... jah... sleikja. svo á ég líka svo ótrúlega erfitt með að koma vel fram við "SUMT" fólk bara vegna þess að það er svo heppið að vera þetta "SUMA" fólk sem allir eiga að koma vel fram við. eins og þegar fyrrverandi kórstjórinn minn skammaði mig fyrir að sýna ekki bæjarstjórninni virðingu, þegar ég + 10 manna hópur fórum með þeim til eistlands. fallega, virðingaverða bæjarstjórnin var blindfull allan tímann og mætti ekki einu sinni á tónleikana okkar af því að hún voru svo þunn! ég sé nú bara enga ástæðu að sýna svoleiðis fólki virðingu, ÞÓTT þau hafi verið einhver andskotans bæjarstjórn. svo er þetta með hæfileika. mér finnst ekkert að fólk sem fæðist með afburða-hæfileika eigi endilega að fá sérstaka meðhöndluna, bara út af hæfileikunum sínum. það gerir mann ekkert að fullkominni manneskju þó maður geti talað 10 tungumál eða steypt 100 kerti á klukkutíma eða hvað það ernú sem fólk gerir. mér finnst að fólk eigi að dæma og vera dæmt eftir því hvernig það breytir.
ég ætlaði nú ekki að nefna nein dæmi, og mjög líklega er ég að bola mér útúr enn einni "sumra" mann klíku, en ég bara SKIL ekki hvernig komið er fram við einn mann, sem (eftir því sem maður hefur heyrt) hefur ekkert verið nema leiðinlegheitin og stælarnir, við allt og alla, allrahelst þó við þá sem næst honum standa, en af því að hann er Snillingur þá kyngja allir öllu sem hann hefur gert eins og volgu vatni, klappa honum og kyssa í tíma og ótíma og bera hann um bæinn eins og nýkrýndan konung veraldar.
ó kei soldið ýkt og frekar mikið drama, en allavega.... mér er mikið undir niðri fyrir. eða hvað það er nú ;)
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hún elsku besta Dagga systir mín á afmæli í dag! :D:D til hamingju með 17 ára afmælið hjartagullið mitt
kysskysskyss!

stupid americans
"If you record silence on a tape and then play it back with the volume all the way up, will that drown out the noise in the room?" -- Asked by a woman of her boyfriend at the time.

"Where do you think water comes from? The SKY?" -- From an overheard argument about water conservation.

Free Parking ($1.50 per day)" -- A sign at a parking lot in Ocean City, Maryland.

"Please! No walking allowed without membership card." -- A sign in a mall.

"If you can't read or write, phone this number."

"Raw toast? Eww." -- A high school student, looking dubiously at her sandwich.

"But it's only the bottom half that needs to be fixed." -- A teenager, to her father, after being told a flat tire would need to be replaced.

ókei ókei éger að tapa mér í sögum af heimskum bandaríkjamönnum. þetta var bara svo óhugnalega fyndið :D


I went to a McDonald's in New York. My girlfriend and I didn't know what we wanted ahead of time, but when we got there we saw a sign for a special: "2 Big Macs, 2 large fries, and 2 drinks for $7.99."


Me: "Can I have the 2 Big Macs, 2 large fries special?"
Clerk: "Excuse me?"
Me: "Can I have the special on the sign up there?" (pointing to the sign)
Clerk: "What special?"
Me: "The 2 Big Macs special."
Clerk: "That's not a special. You just order 2 Big Macs and 2 fries and 2 drinks."
Me: "Will it cost $7.99?"
Clerk: "I don't know. Let me see."
She rung up the order, and it came to around $12.


Clerk: "That is how much it costs."
Me: "Then why does the sign say $7.99?"
Clerk: "I don't know what you are talking about."
Me: "The sign up there." (pointing to the sign again)
Clerk: "Let me get the manager."
The manager came over, and I was convinced I would be eating shortly.


Manager: "Can I help you?"
Me: "I just want to order the special that it see on the sign up there."
Manager: "There is no special at this time."
Me: "Then why does the sign say there is?"
Manager: "I don't know about that, but you can order two value meals and get the same thing."
Me: "But that will cost more than $7.99."
Manager: "That's right."
Me: "But what I want is what is on the sign up there." (pointing to the sign again)
The manager read the sign out loud, very slowly.


Manager: "The sign is wrong."
Me: "Well, if you are the manager, why don't you take it down?"
Manager: (angrily) "Excuse me?"
Me: "You are the manager, and you have signs in here that are wrong. You should take them down."
Manager: "Sir, why don't you leave my store."
Me: "What?"
Manager: "Leave my store before something happens."
Me: "What is going to happen?"
Manager: "Just get out of here."
We left, walked about five blocks to the next McDonald's. I ordered the same special without a problem.

Excuse Letters
The routine is familiar: when a student is late or absent from school, a letter from the parents must be supplied for the absence to be excused. Sometimes such letters suggest that the parents were excused from school too many times in their own youth.

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"My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
"Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
"Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
"Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
"Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip."
"John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
"Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
"Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins."
"Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side."
"Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels."
"Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak."
"Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust."
"Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault."
"Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday."
"Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral."
"My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines."
"Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well."
"Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps."
"Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover."
"Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor."
"Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever, and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night."