jebbí jebb jebb jebb.
ég er að spá í að breyta linkunum mínum og setja þá í stafrófsröð. ég held að það sé smartara.
svo er þetta letur að gera mig mjög pirraða....
hmmmm
þar sem bullið nær yfirhendinni oftar en þig grunar // the blabbering blob
miðvikudagur, maí 28, 2003
dúlluhelvítið hún Eydís var að senda mér svona spurningar eins og hefur tíðkast hérna af og til (gleymi því nú ekki þegar Sif sendi mér 2 eða 3 svoleiðis sama mánuðinn!) og þar er spurningin
3. Hvaða mynd er á músamottunni?
og ég fór að gá....
www.newyorkpizza.nl !!!
gudminn gó! hvað í andskotanum er þetta og HVERS vegna er ég með þessa músamottu? en svo fór ég inná síðuna (sem ég átti aldeilis ekki að að gera) og þá kemur í ljós að þetta er síða frá Hollensku pizza fyrirtæki, sem sendir heim glóðvolgar og gómsætar pizzur. held ég. annars er ég nú soldið farin að ryðga í hollenskunni.
kannski maður ætti að skella sér á eina pepperóni?
3. Hvaða mynd er á músamottunni?
og ég fór að gá....
www.newyorkpizza.nl !!!
gudminn gó! hvað í andskotanum er þetta og HVERS vegna er ég með þessa músamottu? en svo fór ég inná síðuna (sem ég átti aldeilis ekki að að gera) og þá kemur í ljós að þetta er síða frá Hollensku pizza fyrirtæki, sem sendir heim glóðvolgar og gómsætar pizzur. held ég. annars er ég nú soldið farin að ryðga í hollenskunni.
kannski maður ætti að skella sér á eina pepperóni?
þetta fékk ég sent um daginn af einhverjum snillingi. ábiggilega henni Fríðu, hún er alltaf að senda manni svona email. en þetta var bara svo sniðugt að ég ákvað að skella þessu á bloggið. þetta sem er númer 2 á líka sérlega vel við mig þessa dagana.
DID YOU KNOW.....
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O. M. G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off!!
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes ... lucky pig ... can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day..
(I still want to be a pig in my next life... quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK....So that would be a bad thing why????)
A cat's urine glows under a black light..
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
DID YOU KNOW.....
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O. M. G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off!!
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes ... lucky pig ... can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day..
(I still want to be a pig in my next life... quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK....So that would be a bad thing why????)
A cat's urine glows under a black light..
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
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