Snilldartexti hjá Leoncie (indversku prinsessunni)


Þetta er örugglega einn besti texti sem samin hefur verið á enska tungu,
eða bara hvaða tungumáli sem er.

Þetta er auðvitað titillag plötunnar "My Icelandic Man", með Leoncie.

My Icelandic man, A real gentleman.
You light up my fire.
What makes you tick, is it your big Icelandic stick?
I'm filled with desire.
Hey Icelandic eyes, with your great magnetic smile.
Take off your clothes.
Come close to me baby, for I am your Lady,
and you don't need those.
Do it, do it, do it, do it all night long.
Grab me, take me, fill me Darling, please do not sweat.
I don't need no Lubrication, I am wet.
Oh yeah, I feel it coming now.
I feel you in me oh.
I feel it coming, it's exploding.
My Icelandic lover, from a land filled up with Lava.
You're volcanic, like the country.
Your muscles make me shiver, I'm burning with desire.

What's Your Cat's True Identity?



Former Incarnation: Al Capone




Aliases: Biggie, Mugsy, Vinny, Chunko, Bunto, Killer,Claws, The Predator, Meanie, Feathers

Description: Subject is known murderer, and has taste for the blood of birds and small rodents. Although known for rough behavior, subject always remains well groomed and wearing immaculately tailored coat. Fur may be illegally imported from Italy. Probably has scars. Runs catnip ring, and extorts cat food from others. May meow with slight Brooklyn accent. Prefers to stay in its own neighborhood, but strays into other areas at night. Fearless defender of the homestead from all invading squirrels or mice. Does not give a hoot about other cats, and will attack just for kicks. Good for a quick cuddle, but do not push this cat too far. Protective eyewear suggested. Ankle injury likely upon meeting subject. Has earned a degree in creative shredding of valuables. Loves gangster movies.

og slóðin af þessari snilld er....
http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/cat_files.jsp

ég held að þetta blogg hans eyfa sé yfirskin, hans alvöru blogg er þetta hér http://www.eyjolfur.blogspot.com og ég vil endilega benda fólki á að lesa færslu frá 3. nóvember.... ;)

á þessari síðu http://www.arrakis.es/~eledu/justcows.html getur maður fundið orðið "Kýr" á yfir 500 tungumálum.
spennandi...

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