A young man called Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the
course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome
Peter's flat mate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship
between the two, and this only made her more curious. Over the course
of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder
if there was more between Peter and his flat mate than met the eye.
Reading his mums thoughts, Peter Volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flat mates".
About a week later, Simon came to Peter saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you
don't suppose she Took it do you?" "Well I doubt it, but i will email
her just to be sure" said Peter. So he sat down and wrote:
DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM
M Y HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT
THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR
DINNER.
LOVE PETER
Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother which read:
DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT
SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT
IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN
BY NOW.
LOVE MUM
Lesson of the day, NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER (SHE ALWAYS, ALWAYS FINDS OUT)
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