fimmtudagur, nóvember 04, 2004

tootie applenose

>> Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
>>
>> a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = bootie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

>> Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
>> your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle
>> f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver
>> m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker
>>
>> Use the fourth letter o f your last name to determine the second half of
>> your new last name:
>> a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h =
>> shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney p = chunks q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v
>> = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice

>> Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
>> William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits.

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