Söguþráður Lord of the Rings ef þessir hobbitar væru ekki tómir fávitar:

Gandalf: That ring is bad news. Frodo, it must be destroyed.
Frodo: How so?
Gandalf: It must be placed in the fires of Mount Doom.
Frodo: Well, if that is what has to be done then that is what we will do.
Gandalf: Oh, well you know that will mean a lot of walking, camping and then running away from monsters, lots of death and almost losing all you hold dear, my young friend.
Frodo: Fuck that you old bollox. Why don't you just call them giant eagles of yours and get them to fly us directly to the Mount Doom. We'll drop it in the lava and be back in time for a pint in Town and Country.
Gandalf: But but but.......
Frodo: But nothing you fuckdog. Call the eagles or I'll kick the fuck outa ya and dump you back in the home.
Gandalf: OK, I'm sorry
Frodo: stupid ould bastard

THE END