Men are like:

........ Parking Spots ........
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

........ Blenders ......
You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

........ Chocolate Bars ....
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

það voru nú fleiri líkingar, en þær voru bara svo hrottalega hallærislegar að ég tók þær. en allavega.... haha!