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The following are different answers given by school-age children to the
given question:

Why did God make mothers?
-She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
-To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
- Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
- God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
- We're related.
- God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me
What ingredients are mothers made of?
- God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
- They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string. I think.
What kind of little girl was your mom?
- My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
- I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
- They say she used to be nice.
How did your mom meet your dad?
- Mom was working in a store and dad was shoplifting.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
- His last name.
Why did your mom marry your dad?
- My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
- She got too old to do anything else with him.
- My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
What's the difference between moms and dads?
- Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
- Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you gotta ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
What's the difference between moms and grandmas?
- About 30 years.
- You can always count on grandmothers for candy. Sometimes moms don't even have bread on them!