einsog ég er í vondu skapi, niðurdregin og fúl þá náði ég samt að brosa soldið þegar ég las þessa síðu hér.
hljóðfærabrandarasíða með EKKI NEINUM víólubröndurum.

fyrir lata þá ætla ég að birta nokkra best of:


*How long does a harp stay in tune?
About 20 minutes, or until someone opens a door.

*What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.

*The soprano, not being smart enough to use birth control, says to her saxophonist lover, "Honey, I think you better pull out now."
He replies, "Why? Am I sharp?"

*How many trombonists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but he'll do it too loudly.

*Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
So you don't have to retrain the drummers.

*What does it mean when a guitar player is drooling out both sides of his mouth?
The stage is level.

*What's a accordion good for?
Learning how to fold a map.