Ein af þremur Þórunnum Guðmundsdætrum (einhvað á málfarslöggan eftir að tuða núna...) sem ég þekki, sú sem er að vinna með mér hérna á skjaló, sendi mér feminista email áðan, af því að hún vorkenndi mér svo yfir að vera ein hérna í tölvu herberginu... :)


The CIA had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background check, interviews, and testing were
done, there were three finalists. Two men and a woman. For the
final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter
what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife
sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take
your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun
and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then
the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my
wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and
go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the
sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks", she said. "I had
to beat him to death with the chair."

Moral of the story: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.