Drinking quotes

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." ~Frank
Sinatra~

"When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up reading." ~Henny
Youngman~

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case....Coincidence? I think not."
~Stephen Wright~

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When
we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to
heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
~Brian O'Rourke~

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~Benjamin
Franklin